Our travel home day began just right, with our driver arriving 5 minutes early in a lovely Mercedes town car and we arrived at the airport with plenty of time to spare to get our VAT refund for our jackets and spend some quiet time in the Envoy lounge before getting our plane home, due to leave at 11:35 and listed as “on time”. Yay!!!!
And so at 11:10, we pack up and leave the lounge, checking the Departures board one last time for gate info. And sure enough, there it is: Flight 741, Gate A2, Final Call. Wait, what?
FINAL CALL???!!!!??? WTF???!!!!????
WHAT HAPPENED???!!!!????
No time to figure it out. Off we boogied. Fast. Like bats outta hell. If you’re familiar with Sky Harbor, imagine going from the high-numbered A gates to the high-numbered B Gates, except a little further and with not as many moving walkways to help us along. We just went as fast as we could and then a little faster. We were both making noises of 2 old people in the throes of death as we pushed and pushed and pushed and pushed a little harder, with a potential missed flight on the line.
Gene got to the security people just before our gate and they sprang to our aid: called the gate to tell them 2 crazy, panting, half-dead Americans were still on their way, ran along side us asking us the appropriate security questions (“did your luggage ever leave your sight?” etc etc) and then ran ahead to the gate with our boarding passes & passports.
With their help and the smiles of the travel gods, we made the plane with only a few minutes to spare. Gene couldn’t stop coughing for about 20 minutes and both of us shivered with horror at the realization that we almost not only missed our opportunity to travel intercontinental in first class, we came within just a hair of totally missing our plane home!!
What went wrong? Did you notice our mistake up there? We were so brain dead we fixated on the fact that our plane was leaving at 11:35 and so we should be at the gate at 11:35. We totally forgot to consider that minor detail: the actual act of BOARDING THE PLANE, which ALWAYS happens AT LEAST 30 minutes prior to take-off. We tell people that all the time!!! We’re friggin’ NAVIGATORS at Sky Harbor!!! We help people NOT miss planes!!!! And yet, and yet…..it remains true: when you actually become a traveler, you lose a few brain cells and anything can happen as a result . And indeed had our brains been functioning just a little more, we would have noticed on our boarding passes that the “Boarding time” was 10:35.
Thank goodness it worked out, we made the plane, we made the next plane, we made it home, luggage made it home, the kitties are fine and aren’t too angry at us for leaving. And we can begin the decompression process from a fabulous vacation!
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All is well in Enovy class after the race of a lifetime. Well at least a race against time! Thank goodness we won! Oh Sr/Sra Flight Attendant!! Un otra Sangria por favor!!! |